Medium: Quit Calling My Mom!

I’m Not a Child You Derps!

TO: Medium’s Uppermost Echelon
FR: Me (Roy!)

BOOM! I rest my case.

Not convinced? C’mon! The cat’s name is Evie! Evie! As in Ev? Ev Williams, hello? Why else would she name it that?

May 14 / Orlando

"Hi. My name is Roy." - Now that just sounds stupid. (thehappysidestep@gmail.com)

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