And the Oscar Goes Oops

not even close

Best Picture: Flash Gordon (Savior of the Universe Special Edition DVD)

Best Actor: Sam J. Jones (Flash Gordon)
Best Actress: Melody Anderson (Flash Gordon)
Best Supporting Actor: that crazy-eyed lizard guy (Flash Gordon)

Best Supporting Actress: that lady who looks just like my 9th grade civics teacher every time she handed back my assignment (Flash Gordon)

Best Special Effects: Baller Green Screens (Flash Gordon)

images courtesy of Baller

Best Costumes: Chess King (Flash Gordon)

ballin’

Best Music: need I say it?

that’s right bitches

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