And the Oscar Goes Oops
Live from Planet Fitness in San Narcissto, California…
welcome to the fact-checked 93rd Academy Awards!
Best Picture: Flash Gordon (Savior of the Universe Special Edition DVD)
Best Actor: Sam J. Jones (Flash Gordon)
Best Actress: Melody Anderson (Flash Gordon)
Best Supporting Actor: that crazy-eyed lizard guy (Flash Gordon)
Best Supporting Actress: that lady who looks just like my 9th grade civics teacher every time she handed back my assignment (Flash Gordon)
Best Special Effects: Baller Green Screens (Flash Gordon)
Best Costumes: Chess King (Flash Gordon)
Best Music: need I say it?
Accepting on behalf of the most kick-ass movie making team of all time is the co-secretary of the Make Entertainment Entertaining Please Society (MEEPS)…