Afternoons with Pepper and Diesel

Episode 5: Pepper’s Slumber Party of Horror

Pepper and Diesel are neighbors who like to dig deep holes in hopes of unearthing unmarked burial grounds courtesy of some unscrupulous property developer.

It’s a stormy weekend and Diesel will be spending the night while his owner leaves for a weekend fishing trip.

Young Pepper is so excited to be hosting her first slumber party that she’s not disturbed in the slightest knowing her only guest is a 10-year old male requiring prescription kibble to keep his own flatulence from waking him up at night.

A Guest Arrives

Before Bed Snack Time

Beddy Bye Time

True friends are there to help fight our fears.

They provide us with strength; they fortify power.

With their camaraderie, we hold back the tears

Especially during our most dark, desperate hour.

So when that red-eyed ghoulie down the hallway

Inches its way closer to your door

Look to that friend who’ll know what to say

To make that baddie no more.

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